Impatience
I’m patient and
impatient.
Patience is a virtue
I am a patient... person
but impatient with the world.
Impatience is also a virtue
Memorandum
I’ve just had a memorandum.
They send them out at random,
sometimes they come in tandem.
and I really can’t stand ‘em.
My bosses have planned ‘em,
Responses? They demand ‘em,
answers that I can’t hand ‘em,
‘cos the memos, I’ve trash canned ‘em.
Its about time we banned ‘em.
Viagra
I tried a poem about Viagra,
but the first rhyme was staggerer,
which didn't really fit.
Then I came up with Niagara,
but since Niagara Falls,
I gave up and didn't write it -
It would have been a load of balls.